Author Topic: CA/HI Highway (Read 10199 times)

GXPinKC · « **Reply #25 on:** June 02, 2010, 07:40:56 PM »

Quote from: Gentleman Jack aka Bubble Gum on June 02, 2010, 01:27:32 AM

BellaVerda,

You don't have to have any performance items to be part of our forum. Some of us have been hired on as funny people. We don't even know how to drive! KWhale is actually blind (no offense to any blind people reading this ) and SA, well, he is only let out of his padded room on special occasions, and never without a secruity detail.

Congrats on the Solo set up. What's next? Tune? (Heard there is a decent tune for the NA. Don't know much about it, but there is one DDMWorks I believe) Supercharger? Any thoughts?

GJ

BellaVerda, if you have not realized it by now, I am sure that the posts by Gentleman Jack and Sol Asylum, the self styled founders of the bridge has provided some entertainment for you. You must realize that since you are new to the forum, and have just begun to mod your pride and joy, that there seems to be a power struggle going on between Gentleman Jack and Sol Asylum! As stated they admit that they want to mooch on everyone else, so that they do not have to ever work again! Now, don't be taken in by this plan of theirs. You are new to the forum and I am here to provide some some sort of security blanket to you, so that you can stand up to the bluffs of the co founder's. I believe that they, by their own words are not interested in working further, and they see this as an opportunistic way to a free ride! I warn you BellaVerda, please do not be taken in by these scam artists. Keep your eyes and ears alert to danger.

Welcome to the forum BellaVerda. We like to have a lot of fun poking jokes at each other. Nice to see you have started to Mod.

Critterman · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2010, 07:56:10 PM »

finally Bella finally, you start moding after 4 years

Wellcome aboard

duckSol · « **Reply #27 on:** June 02, 2010, 10:20:31 PM »

me an BellaVerde IZ bruduhs

Like me he trashed the first one

When hiz warrentee is up

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2010, 12:51:54 AM »

Quote from: GXPinKC on June 02, 2010, 07:40:56 PM

BellaVerda, if you have not realized it by now, I am sure that the posts by Gentleman Jack and Sol Asylum, the self styled founders of the bridge has provided some entertainment for you. You must realize that since you are new to the forum, and have just begun to mod your pride and joy, that there seems to be a power struggle going on between Gentleman Jack and Sol Asylum! As stated they admit that they want to mooch on everyone else, so that they do not have to ever work again! Now, don't be taken in by this plan of theirs. You are new to the forum and I am here to provide some some sort of security blanket to you, so that you can stand up to the bluffs of the co founder's. I believe that they, by their own words are not interested in working further, and they see this as an opportunistic way to a free ride! I warn you BellaVerda, please do not be taken in by these scam artists. Keep your eyes and ears alert to danger.

Welcome to the forum BellaVerda. We like to have a lot of fun poking jokes at each other. Nice to see you have started to Mod.

Slanderous lies I tell you its all lies. GJ we should sue Ron take the proceeds and use those to fund the bridge unless its enough that we never have to work a day in our lives again in which case we just take the money and run.

Neither GJ or myself are in this for a free ride. We prefer to drive!

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #29 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:01:21 AM »

BellaVerde · « **Reply #30 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:51:13 AM »

I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT! But I venture onto the WW in the other forum occasionally, and free-riders are loud and clear in there. NOW, if they had enough imagination to start a bridge fund for some actual capitalistic enterprise, I'd be pleased as punch!

About the mod...sent the ECM off to Vector this very AM! Did not do the core thing, so she is down for the duration. I do expect the DDM coil cover to arrive today...got it in transparent gold...should look good.

Most of mods to date have been non-performance related: Van's BU lite covers, mild debadge, DDM underhood light, Windrestrictor Version 2, WR door sills, HID conversion, switch to Goodyear GT1's so it doesn't float during rain, antenna shortening, and billet grilles. *****charging is often thought about, but I'll stay NA for now.

By the way, 5000 miles X 5280 feet/mile X 60 feet minimum width X $200 per sq. ft. = $316.8 billion; that's only about a $1000 per US citizen! Let's get started!

duckSol · « **Reply #31 on:** June 03, 2010, 12:06:32 PM »

on those $$, cheap road. Would it be paved?

You should have gone to Canton and got DDM stuff including their toon

Only thing is, I smell something with this room thing of gettin bumped from Fagfield to La sQuatta

Me an Mommie Dearest ARE NOT sleepin under some dayum bridge

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #32 on:** June 03, 2010, 08:11:35 PM »

Quote from: duckSol on June 03, 2010, 12:06:32 PM

on those $$, cheap road. Would it be paved?

If we built a dirt or gravel road suspension bridge that should drop the cost quite a bit shouldn't it? What if we just used GJ's empty GJ bottles? If we sealed them up they would float, Al Gore would be happy because we would be recycling, we can get them free from GJ if we can get him to stop tonguing the damn things.

duckSol · « **Reply #33 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:55:25 PM »

Glassfault sounds better to me than ASSfault

i figured GJ throwed em empties out the window while

just to hear them boddles bust

BellaVerde · « **Reply #34 on:** June 04, 2010, 07:35:40 PM »

They were running a study on glassphalt at NCSU when I was there in 1973. Seem the exposed glass aggregate (glaggregate?) was making the surface a bit, shall we say, SLICK! Seems all attempts to make the crushed glass rough went for naught.

Why would you and the high school sweetie object to some submarine pillow-talk...coast dweller such as you!

May have something there with the recycling angle. Heard of that vast mat of floating plastic junk in the Pacific? Just round it up, put superglue all over it, pile it up deep enough to hold 72000 pounds spread over 28 feet for 50 years, and woilah!

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #35 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:58:22 PM »

Maybe we need to invent suction cup tires for use on our bridge. We could then require that people buy our tires and voilà we have another profit center. GJ you ready to retire yet?

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2010, 09:36:55 PM »

Quote from: Sol Asylum on June 04, 2010, 08:58:22 PM

Maybe we need to invent suction cup tires for use on our bridge. We could then require that people buy our tires and voilà we have another profit center. GJ you ready to retire yet?

I've been retireded since birth SA. Quit picking on me.

GJ

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2010, 09:40:37 PM »

I thought that was lead/mercury poisoning, my bad.

duckSol · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2010, 11:37:22 PM »

That GOB of super glue and boddles sounds like' a fix for that John Wayne Hellfighters Unterzee blowout

BellaVerde · « **Reply #39 on:** June 05, 2010, 07:37:16 PM »

Quote from: duckSol on June 04, 2010, 11:37:22 PM

That GOB of super glue and boddles sounds like' a fix for that John Wayne Hellfighters Unterzee blowout

Watebber happened to good ol' Red Adair...I know, dead as JW. Need someone kinda like dat, uno?

duckSol · « **Reply #40 on:** June 05, 2010, 08:51:15 PM »

Quote from: BellaVerde on June 05, 2010, 07:37:16 PM

Watebber happened to good ol' Red Adair...I know, dead as JW. Need someone kinda like dat, uno?

Uh oh!

Don't think da planners thought about needin Sea Bees on dis project

The North Koreans could start shootin at da con struction krewe

ya know what Rush says, it could happen

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #41 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:17:38 PM »

I think all those people in Looseranna should look on the bright side. With all that oil covering the water they are going to have a lot less mosquitoes.

GJ I think there is an attempt to hijack this thread by some people that speak some kind of foreign language.

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #42 on:** June 06, 2010, 02:20:41 AM »

I didn't notice!

I read duckSol's posts sober so they make sense. Then I go have a drink and read the rest.

I think we need to find a better surface than asssssphault or glass bottles. I am thinking about creating a new form of recycling that noone has done before. I will reveal it as soon as I think of it. I like the floating bridge, but we need to keep shipping lanes open too.

GJ

duckSol · « **Reply #43 on:** June 06, 2010, 10:35:28 PM »

That floatin bridge might werk I think

Jus make it a swingin bridge

CarolinaSolstice · « **Reply #44 on:** December 31, 2019, 09:32:46 PM »

I know this is a OLD thread but I have to say you all can't be serious on that being a great road??
Nothing but flat water for how many miles?? Put me to sleep!!!

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #45 on:** January 01, 2020, 02:24:09 PM »

Quote from: CarolinaSolstice on December 31, 2019, 09:32:46 PM

I know this is a OLD thread but I have to say you all can't be serious on that being a great road??
Nothing but flat water for how many miles?? Put me to sleep!!!

Flat water? Have you ever been out on the Pacific Ocean? The small rollers are bigger than the largest mountains in Eastern Illinois!

CarolinaSolstice · « **Reply #46 on:** January 01, 2020, 05:44:37 PM »

Quote from: Gentleman Jack on January 01, 2020, 02:24:09 PM

Flat water? Have you ever been out on the Pacific Ocean? The small rollers are bigger than the largest mountains in Eastern Illinois!

Yeah...I lived 33 years in So Cal......sure there are waves, but it's ALL water..........and just water......boring.

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #47 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:32:23 PM »

Clearly you are not seeing the advertising potential here. Captive audience for that many hours and all those miles worth of advertising space. Facebook wishes they could even compete with us!

East Central Hellinois mountains? Oh yeah I stepped on one of those once, damn neighbors dog.

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Author Topic: CA/HI Highway (Read 10199 times)