Topic: Learn from my experiences, let me learn from yours.

[Sol Asylum]

I wasn't asking 'cause I am "that special kind of moron," I was asking for GJ.

[SHiNY]

I wasn't asking 'cause I am "that special kind of moron," I was asking for GJ.

 'cause he's "that special kind of moron"  

[Gentleman Jack]

I can feel the love.  It's wonderful.

GJ

[Go-N Def]

Joint Special Operations Task Force surrounded by an Philippine Army base...  Stop on by anytime! Unannounced of course!

[DickW]

Any goodlooking lady can follow me home. For anyone else my dual security system is by Browning. They can go off as many as 12 times for a single incident, they alarm in both 9MM and 16 gauge

[GXPinKC]

Joint Special Operations Task Force surrounded by an Philippine Army base...  Stop on by anytime! Unannounced of course!

Any goodlooking lady can follow me home. For anyone else my dual security system is by Browning. They can go off as many as 12 times for a single incident, they alarm in both 9MM and 16 gauge

Uh, oh!  Sounds like something is beginning here between Go-N Def and DickW!  Stay tuned!  This thread has suddenly taken on a new meaning!  So, where do we go from here?  Anyone want to respond to see if we can salvage the thread or shall we just wait for a courtesy call from either Go-N Def or DickW?  Please don't blame GXPinKC for taking this thread anywhere but for where it was headed! 

[Critterman]

Ron, they are both being friendly and telling you will be warmly greeted any time you stop by.  No need for advanced planning. 

[SHiNY]

Anyone want to respond to see if we can salvage the thread or shall we just wait for a courtesy call from either Go-N Def or DickW? 

I was hoping if I followed Def home there would at least be handcuffs involved 

[Go-N Def]

Sorry dear, all I'm packing is a 9 milimeter.  Not much of a punch but I have really good aim!

[smartin]

Any goodlooking lady can follow me home. For anyone else my dual security system is by Browning. They can go off as many as 12 times for a single incident, they alarm in both 9MM and 16 gauge

Good one!

[baconbits]

By the time I go to the gun locker find the key and unlock it ..get out the 12 gauge,find the key to the trigger lock and unlock that..remember where I put the ammo locker find the key for that..load the shot gun most good criminals would already be out my back door with my crap...no wonder 60 percent of homicides in Canada are done with knives..we just don't have enough ambition to shoot someone

[Sol Asylum]

I would prefer that the home invader bring a knife, its called justification for deadly force.

[smartin]

By the time I go to the gun locker find the key and unlock it ..get out the 12 gauge,find the key to the trigger lock and unlock that..remember where I put the ammo locker find the key for that..load the shot gun most good criminals would already be out my back door with my crap...no wonder 60 percent of homicides in Canada are done with knives..we just don't have enough ambition to shoot someone

That's funny right there, baconbits!