Well, I think I can call the car fixed. Dealer replaced the entire charge air cooler system, IC, charge tubes, hoses, the works. Tech said that the IC was ballooned, (we knew that already) and that there was something wrong with my charge pipes. Didn't really understand what exactly, he said something was loose. Thankfully he re-used the DDM clamps when he replaced the tubing that connects to the throttlebody.
Oh, and I burnt down a Challenger R/T on the way home...that felt really good.