Author Topic: Damn it, my rear is leaking! (Read 17875 times)

Whip · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2009, 05:44:13 AM »

Quote from: chuckdoc on January 29, 2009, 07:07:57 PM

Whip, with a couple of polyps at your age, six years is too long. Go with 3 to 5.

Is this your way of telling me I'm old? Wow, a second opinion and it was free (or is this going to cost me down the road?).

Seriously, Chuck, I agree with you and appreciate your recommendation.

Critterman · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:16:14 AM »

My brother is a retired surgeon and he made a statement after my father passed from prostate cancer.

Every male will get prostate cancer if he lives long enough. Cheerfull thought.

chuckdoc · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2009, 07:05:20 PM »

Two types of prostate cancer. Slow growing, in which case most is found on autopsy (got to be dead for that) and patient died of other causes. Second type is fast growing, this is what gets ya early. Very difficult without a prostate biopsy to determine what the outlook is. (based on a Gleason Score). This is the importance of a PSA (prostate specific antigen not public service announcement) and followed by a biopsy if significantly high.

There is some exciting research going on that will aid in the treatment and diagnoses in the next 5 to 10 years.

Also if you need a prostate resection, I would go with someone that used the DeVinci robot as there are apparently less complication, although this research is still being done, it is what most of us would have on ourselves.

Now, back to the Tom Foolery and Jocularity.

baconbits · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2009, 07:25:25 PM »

Autopsy.. thats diagnostic medicine here in Canada..
Bacon

snaponbob · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2009, 07:33:57 PM »

Having had the "camera wave",

I can say it is no big deal.

That said, in reference to THIS THREAD, this has ALL been WAY T.M.I.

chuckdoc · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:56:40 AM »

Sorry Bob, sometimes it is hard for me to change gears and get out of Doctor mode and into silly mode.

I am back now.

Cheers · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:45:14 PM »

Whip · « **Reply #32 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:03:01 AM »

Here you go.......

2kwk4u · « **Reply #33 on:** February 01, 2009, 12:36:40 PM »

I thought the ass-crack thread was bad. Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached a new low.

Now lemme see if I can "dig up" pictures of that internal hemorrhoid. I think I took them to work when my coworker pinned up her ultrasound pictures at her desk...

Critterman · « **Reply #34 on:** February 01, 2009, 03:04:52 PM »

Close this thread now before everyone starts showing ther colon

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #35 on:** February 01, 2009, 03:56:49 PM »

This is sort of like getting mooned however I think it's gone a bit too far/deep.

lil goat · « **Reply #36 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:45:31 AM »

85% of men will get prostate cancer and the rest are liars, oh wait that's something else entirely.

Go-N Def · « **Reply #37 on:** February 02, 2009, 05:33:35 AM »

Quote from: Critterman on February 01, 2009, 03:04:52 PM

Close this thread now before everyone starts showing ther colon

Look its my colon...

" : "

smartin · « **Reply #38 on:** February 02, 2009, 10:47:55 AM »

Which reminds me

ASS EMOTICONS

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(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

(_E=3Dmc2_) A smart ass

Whip · « **Reply #39 on:** February 02, 2009, 01:28:10 PM »

ILMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeepBlueGXP · « **Reply #40 on:** February 03, 2009, 09:50:53 AM »

Thanks Smartin, I needed that

smartin · « **Reply #41 on:** February 03, 2009, 09:57:23 AM »

Anytime

ctyankee · « **Reply #42 on:** February 03, 2009, 01:50:03 PM »

Reminds me of the time they scoped me. As I was nodding off, the doc asked how I was doing. I told him I thought my colon was swollen because I could feel something heinous in my anus.

Go-N Def · « **Reply #43 on:** February 03, 2009, 01:53:43 PM »

Remember, "It's only gay if you push back!"

smartin · « **Reply #44 on:** February 03, 2009, 02:03:33 PM »

See and I thought it was only gay if you liked it.

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Author Topic: Damn it, my rear is leaking! (Read 17875 times)

lil goat