Author Topic: GJ's So. MD Kappa Mod Meet 8 Master Schedule (Read 36592 times)

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #50 on:** March 18, 2011, 03:33:01 PM »

Quote from: Critterman on March 18, 2011, 03:10:38 PM

Drop kicked him for a field goal. Wide right

I guess that's better then going wide to the left.

Quote from: Critterman on March 18, 2011, 01:48:15 PM

dribbled like a basketball

And now we know why he hates basketball.

reedred · « **Reply #51 on:** March 18, 2011, 09:16:23 PM »

I'm up for the excursion, but my people don't swim. Or ski. Pretty much anything involving moisture or cold is out.

SHiNY · « **Reply #52 on:** March 18, 2011, 09:20:02 PM »

Quote from: reedred on March 18, 2011, 09:16:23 PM

I'm up for the excursion, but my people don't swim. Or ski. Pretty much anything involving moisture or cold is out.

Put a shower cap on... you'll be fine!

Go-N Def · « **Reply #53 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:18:56 PM »

Quote from: reedred on March 18, 2011, 09:16:23 PM

I'm up for the excursion, but my people don't swim. Or ski. Pretty much anything involving moisture or cold is out.

Flamboyantly gay people don't swim??? Who knew?

SHiNY · « **Reply #54 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:26:07 PM »

Quote from: Go-N Def on March 18, 2011, 10:18:56 PM

Flamboyantly gay people don't swim??? Who knew?

Just because you saw him in a paper towel skirt and my heels does not mean he's flamboyantly gay!

Damn I wish I had taken a picture!

Uranium-238 · « **Reply #55 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:28:09 PM »

Quote from: SHiNY on March 18, 2011, 10:26:07 PM

Damn I wish I had taken a picture!

I think the rest of us may be glad that you didn't.

Go-N Def · « **Reply #56 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:52:13 PM »

Quote from: SHiNY on March 18, 2011, 10:26:07 PM

Just because you saw him in a paper towel skirt and my heels does not mean he's flamboyantly gay!

No but all the other pictures I've seen of the outfits he's worn does! God save my eyes!

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2011, 12:48:04 AM »

Reed - I will add you to the list...

Def- If you were going to be here, would you be here?

As for you two clowns... yes, I've been dropped on my head, but not as a child. I was a normal average person at one point in my life. Then, the drop happend and I became this other person... a genius, stunningly handsome, witty, generous gentleman who happens to enjoy a beverage of adult nature once in a while. I know, I wish it never happend too....

GJ

Go-N Def · « **Reply #58 on:** March 19, 2011, 01:01:08 AM »

I'd be there with gag in hand!

SHiNY · « **Reply #59 on:** March 19, 2011, 06:59:27 AM »

Quote from: reedred on March 18, 2011, 09:16:23 PM

I'm up for the excursion, but my people don't swim. Or ski. Pretty much anything involving moisture or cold is out.

From what I know of the brothers, which is plenty as I have a propensity for the dark meat, in general they do not swim. Reed will not be jumping in the Chesepatuxent. This is what happened when they tried to take him tubing. I hear he even brought his own life guards that left him! Surprisingly, he never went again. (See Exhibit A)[attachment=1]

Quote from: Go-N Def on March 19, 2011, 01:01:08 AM

I'd be there with gag in hand!

Make sure it floats. Dave's earmuffs were able to float away down the Chesapatuxent.

elff · « **Reply #60 on:** March 19, 2011, 09:18:39 AM »

Hmmm
Who knew that march madness originally refered to GJ's initial head injury

SHiNY · « **Reply #61 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:16:26 AM »

Quote from: elff on March 19, 2011, 09:18:39 AM

Hmmm
Who knew that march madness originally refered to GJ's initial head injury

Two words that go well together in a sentence. GJ & madness!

Does this mean we will be attending SMMMMM8? Southern Maryland May Mod Meet Madness 8?

Morfious · « **Reply #62 on:** March 19, 2011, 10:54:44 AM »

Quote from: Gentleman Jack on March 19, 2011, 12:48:04 AM

As for you two clowns... yes, I've been dropped on my head, but not as a child. I was a normal average person at one point in my life. Then, the drop happened and I became this other person... a genius, stunningly handsome, witty, generous gentleman who happens to enjoy a beverage of adult nature once in a while. I know, I wish it never happened too....

GJ

Apparently the drop on the head caused some major delusions as well. According to the DSM-IV I suspect he is suffering from:

Grandiose Delusional Disorder: which is delusions of inflated worth, power, knowledge, identity, or special relationships

This seems spot on to me.

As for the puxatant plunge I'll actually jump in this year. Dave will probably kill me if I don't.

NOTE TO SELF: wear bathing suit instead of boxers on said date.

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #63 on:** March 19, 2011, 11:27:13 AM »

ReedRed has been added

Morfious has been added

EVENT NOTE: a JUDGE has been added to the event. Refer to post #1 for updated informaition.

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #64 on:** March 19, 2011, 11:28:18 AM »

Quote from: elff on March 19, 2011, 09:18:39 AM

Hmmm
Who knew that march madness originally refered to GJ's initial head injury

What else would it refer to?

IBDRINKEN · « **Reply #65 on:** March 19, 2011, 12:01:58 PM »

put me in there as well...

MomsSol · « **Reply #66 on:** March 19, 2011, 12:31:11 PM »

THIS event alone would give one pause to consider attendance! ..................................................... darn, no vacation time available!

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #67 on:** March 19, 2011, 03:28:32 PM »

Quote from: IBDRINKEN on March 19, 2011, 12:01:58 PM

put me in there as well...

IB goes Swimming... update forthcoming.

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #68 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:06:34 PM »

Moving DUNK TANK to it's own thread. See here:

http://www.kappaperformance.com/forum/index.php/topic,6444.new.html

reedred · « **Reply #69 on:** March 19, 2011, 06:35:47 PM »

Quote from: Go-N Def on March 18, 2011, 10:18:56 PM

Flamboyantly gay people don't swim??? Who knew?

The gays swim. The blacks don't. It's why we're here.

Quote from: SHiNY on March 18, 2011, 10:26:07 PM

Just because you saw him in a paper towel skirt and my heels does not mean he's flamboyantly gay!

Agreed. If anything, I'd think any conclusions drawn from that event should be about the person that requested it.

Go-N Def · « **Reply #70 on:** March 19, 2011, 07:14:54 PM »

Quote from: reedred on March 19, 2011, 06:35:47 PM

The gays swim. The blacks don't. It's why we're here.

I didn't know you were black...

Quote from: reedred on March 19, 2011, 06:35:47 PM

Agreed. If anything, I'd think any conclusions drawn from that event should be about the person that requested it.

Shiny, not me!

SHiNY · « **Reply #71 on:** March 19, 2011, 07:55:19 PM »

Quote from: Go-N Def on March 19, 2011, 07:14:54 PM

I didn't know you were black...

Shiny, not me!

OH NO!! Reed and I were in the same room. You were on the other end of the phone. I am not taking the hit for this one. You asked for hooch skirt and heels or maybe you just asked for something sexy to be worn, either way you got what you asked for!

Go-N Def · « **Reply #72 on:** March 19, 2011, 08:09:31 PM »

Actually, I think he did that on his own. I can't even remember why he came down in the first place. Kind of a mental block I guess! LOL!!!

SHiNY · « **Reply #73 on:** March 19, 2011, 08:12:45 PM »

Quote from: Go-N Def on March 19, 2011, 08:09:31 PM

Actually, I think he did that on his own. I can't even remember why he came down in the first place. Kind of a mental block I guess! LOL!!!

Nice try!

I remember but I'm not explaining here. I'll send you a PM if you'd like?

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #74 on:** March 19, 2011, 09:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Go-N Def on March 19, 2011, 01:01:08 AM

I'd be there with gag in hand!

Quote from: SHiNY on March 19, 2011, 06:59:27 AM

Make sure it floats. Dave's earmuffs were able to float away down the Chesapatuxent.

Just make sure its not a wiffle ball on that gag and you should be fine.

News:

Author Topic: GJ's So. MD Kappa Mod Meet 8 Master Schedule (Read 36592 times)