Topic: Only bad thing about a Kappa, you can't make love in it!

[GXPinKC]

I can remember in my youth there were a lot of cars out there that were more old fashioned, by that I mean some not as sleek and sporty as today.  They were built for the purpose of transportation and utility!  You all remember maybe your first car, uh, indeed special and memories to be sure.  And our Kappa's were introduced by GM at the correct moment, as they were engineered to be great lookers and performers but yes very sporty. 

Uh, let's face it any small car would be difficult and I am sure we have all owned one at one time or another back in the day.  Heck, my old 1995 Brite Red Primary (Victory Red) S.O. Pontiac Firebird Formula was the same, as well as our Honda CRX.  So, you can say that cars of this ilk are ill prepared for romance!  But, indeed, they I imagine will be remembered in the scheme of things as maybe a favorite vehicle, indeed!!!

What I am getting at is the buyer of a small sports car and indeed in fact be it a coupe or convertible, you face the same problem!  Now, I may take some heat for posting such a bizzare thread which is really over the top, but if you should want to add to the thread not only about romance, but maybe a topic associated, please do...
lor

[TomatoSoup]

Boy, now we're really reaching for posts...

[elff]

GXPinKC

I am going to go out on a limb here and say you are not working out hard enough.
Please double all of your activities and that should hopefully kill your urge to have sex with inanimate objects.

if not, you might want to google Michael Douglas and find out where he went for his counseling
 

[Buzzardt]

And as a Moderator you feel this is appropriate posting in the General Kappa Discussion Area . This is not a question, but a statement.

[Gentleman Jack]

And as a Moderator you feel this is appropriate posting in the General Kappa Discussion Area . This is not a question, but a statement.

That is obvious by the fact you ended it with a period and not a question mark. 


Is sex such an inappropriate topic in your world? ( that was a question, not a statement.  You can tell because I followed it with a question mark, not a period) Sex in, on or around cars is certainly general kappa discussion.  Whereas specific sexual acts or detailed recounts of sexual experiences might be better suited for off topic or deep end threads.  (again, a statement as denoted by the period at the end). Do you agree? ( that was a question)

[POS VETT]

Where there is a will, there is a way ...

[elff]

I misunderstood the topic.
I thought it said to, not in
    

I retract my statement and will state you are wrong.
 

Buzzardt
If you are against this, you are against one of america's oldest pastimes
and Im not talking about baseball or prostitution
 

[Dr. Gronk]

Sex in, on or around cars is certainly general kappa discussion. 

Whoa, whoa, whoa!... how kinky is the sex we are talking about? I can see certain sex qualifying for the Tuning section, or Drive train and Suspension... hell even Racing and/or Joe's Garage.  Brings new meaning to Welcome/Introductions and Vendors sections now too doesn't it?

[Critterman]

Of course we are not all as small as the Elffster, some of us have to put the top down

[DragonSolGXP]

I think this is a valid thread what we are talking about here is the lack of interior space within the solstice and it's relationship to other sport cars we've had. I can attest that a similar shortage of space existed in my '72 mustang. And while it was very comfortable in the front and one could easily see the movie screen, the back seat was practically non-existent and might has well have been a convertible or two seated.

...ummm period.

[dengel]

I am sad to admit that I have not attempted to prove or disprove this particular theory.

I will state that for such a small car, the width and height of the center tunnel does make it difficult to engage in any type of cuddling/foreplay-type behavior while driving down the interstate at 70mph.  Not completely impossible, but it certainly requires a lot of flexibility (both mental and physical. )

[Gentleman Jack]

The key number to remember is 45 kilograms.  That is the maximum weight of your passenger should you chose to engage at freeway speeds.....

45 kilograms people.... Don't forget.

[Sol Asylum]

That is obvious by the fact you ended it with a period and not a question mark. 


Is sex such an inappropriate topic in your world? ( that was a question, not a statement.  You can tell because I followed it with a question mark, not a period) Sex in, on or around cars is certainly general kappa discussion.  Whereas specific sexual acts or detailed recounts of sexual experiences might be better suited for off topic or deep end threads.  (again, a statement as denoted by the period at the end). Do you agree? ( that was a question)

I agree, that was a question. (statement, see the period)

[timlange3]

It really depends on your definition of "Making love".

[SHiNY]

Of course we are not all as small as the Elffster, some of us have to put the top down

That would be determined by partner size.




Height that is!

[Dr. Gronk]

Height that is!

It really depends on your definition of "Making love".

Agreed. Whoever takes up this challenge (as the gauntlet has obviously been thrown) should keep the Bad Company on the stereo and not in the passenger seat.


Edit: Oh and I changed my mind... this thread does need a new section for ongoing discussion... I suggest calling it KappaSutra.

[DragonSolGXP]

Agreed. Whoever takes up this challenge (as the gauntlet has obviously been thrown) should keep the Bad Company on the stereo and not in the passenger seat.


Edit: Oh and I changed my mind... this thread does need a new section for ongoing discussion... I suggest calling it KappaSutra.

Kappa sutra... Lol. Love it!

[Arabas]

this topic is just 
thx for starting it Ron...

kappasutra... 

[Brazen17]

Now you tell me...my back!

[GXPinKC]

this topic is just 
thx for starting it Ron...

kappasutra... 

Arabas, "kappasutra", please what is the meaning of that word, just got back from the gym and kind of tired after walking 5 miles and a small workout.  Thanks, Ron

[Sol Asylum]

Arabas, "kappasutra", please what is the meaning of that word, just got back from the gym and kind of tired after walking 5 miles and a small workout.  Thanks, Ron

It means if you have to ask you really aren't going to be gettin' any in your Kappa.

[SHiNY]

Some of us have already kappa sutra'd.  Let us know when the rest of you catch up

[Sol Asylum]

Some of us have already kappa sutra'd.  Let us know when the rest of you catch up

I think Ron was meaning with a non battery operated partner.

[hammy221]

all it takes is a smaller guy like me and a small women

[elff]

Yea BeeeeOTCHES
how funny are those height jokes now!!!!!!!!