Topic: 2012 NASSM Fixins & Squeezins

[duckSol]

You'ns iz in for a treat with AUTHENTIC fixins & squeezins at NASSM 2012.

The time is 6 PM to 8 PM Thursday.

We will have by donation; complimentary Ramps, Scrambled Eggs, Poached Mountain Trout, Corn Pone and some legal “White Lightning” with revelations and discussions of the of the folk lore and truth that is stranger than fiction in these parts durin an after supper.

These are not ramps one drives on. They are Allium tricoccum (new Latin). Speakin of this New Latin, in these parts, there be mountain folk in hiding who speak what we call “Old Latin” and Old English. Most refer to this relative of the wild leek as the reaky leek, the terrible trillium, the awful onion and the terrible tuber.

Children have been sent home for eating raw Ramps and coming to school with the pungent and noxious remains of this gassy tuber on their breath and person. Hound dogs abandon the hearths of one room cabins rather than endure such noxious torture. We will have a” lay about” hound at the hearth for temperance.

Corn Likker mash has a distinct odor resembling fresh baked cornbread. Just so you can come close to experiencin "cookin corn," in the wild, we're offern up corn pone (corn bread), fresh baked by people of Appalachia and served from cast Iron skillets whose age is simply recorded as it was mommas or hit was Granny’s. 
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[duckSol]

 Here is the real treat so prepare yourselves.

Four of these tubers are good for an up charge of 50 bucks in fine New York dining establishments whether they reside on a “salit” plate or main course plate of vittles.   

Here are the rules and directions you must follow.

Register by PM ONLY with your forum name and first name.

The cost is $25 per person with limited attendance. 

Pay at event registration with cash, check or money order. Sorry we are not set up to accept credit cards. You will be given a challenge token and a map to follow to the “Nip Joint” (shot house) we have set up and where you will be admitted for an evening of entertainment an complimentary beverage with a traditional evening meal.

We will have a golf cart for transport to and from upon request. 

All proceeds from this fun event will go to charity.

[duckSol]

Ima gonna offer a special and you don't even have to call BR 549

Couples $40 

Honest as the Day is Long Junior Samples