Topic: "Don't comment here" - Kelu

[Gentleman Jack]

The search begins for next vehicle:

Currently, my wife is driving a 2004 Infiniti FX35. We have had dozens of cars in the last 5 years, but this one has been with us for a while. Just hit 140,000 miles and it runs and looks great. Very minor wear on interior and a few nicks and such on the exterior as one would expect from a 16+ yr old car.

What’s next?  Here is a list of vehicles my wife has expressed interest in recently: (probably not a complete list)

Porsche Cayman
Genesis G90 / G80
Volvo XC90
Audi SQ5
Porsche Macan S
Porsche Cayenne E hybrid
Volvo V60/ V90
Kia Stinger GT
Porsche Panamera

Her requirements:
2012 or newer
Must have modern features like back up camera, phone integration, etc. she also likes the idea of blind spot monitors and all around camera views

My requirements: let’s be honest, nothing I say matters. I don’t want to spend more than $15k, but realistically let’s say $35k max all in (tax, title etc) so about $30k purchase price.

GJ

[Sol Asylum]

Haha Kelu I get to comment in this thread and you don't!

I would like to point out to GJ that he is not here he is there, if he was here we would be having a Guinness.

[Kelu]

Should I?   

[Kelu]

Who I am asking if I should??? GJ... drop it ... (please notice I'm at 8th belgian beer)


Porsche Cayman is the most sexy car by far ...
Genesis .. since when Koreans are making luxury cars??? ... don't know it I can't comment it
Volvo not anymore since were bought by Chinese
Audi SQ5 .. nice car but meeeh... better his Porsche cousin
Porsche Macan S ... second best sexy car, I think this suits second best to a lady ... I didn't meet the subject ... shame on you OP
Porsche Cayenne E hybrid ... not for a lady
Volvo V60/ V90 ... what did I say about Volvo?
Kia Stinger GT ... I liked how the car looks but that's all about it
Porsche Panamera ... man's car not for ladies unless they like coupe limousines

So? When can we meet the owner?

[Sol Asylum]

I don't know, GJ is capable of literally anything.

I mean he got me banned once.

Good point, you're asking me?

[Critterman]

Can you get any of those 2012 or newer in that price range other than the Kia?

I bought a Kia Sportage in October and joined a Kia sight.  The only issues I see on the K5 is that there is an issue with the wireless Auto Play.  Depending on the model level you should get most of those options, plus it flies sideways in the air.

[Kelu]

I don't know, GJ is capable of literally anything.

I mean he got me banned once.

Good point, you're asking me?

Damn ... I hope it will not be the case now ... I agree with you that he is capable of literally anything ... I will never forget how he did make it possible so I could test drive a Camaro V8 

I'm out of beer     

[Sol Asylum]

Go get some and bring me one too!

[Critterman]

I could use a beer as well, stop by on your way there.

[Kelu]

Go get some and bring me one too!

I can't go out, I'm quarantined ... damn Belgians .... I got tested 5 days ago and they still place everyone in quarantine ... I got sick of this ... I lost count how many quarantines I got ... brain damage ...

I could use a beer as well, stop by on your way there.

I would love to, sir ... but these muppets ... keep me in the bird cage

[Sol Asylum]

So does this mean Critter and I are not getting a beer?

[Kelu]

Dunno but I would love to drink some beers with you

[Sol Asylum]

I think critter and I would also like to do that.  We could also include GJ.

[Kelu]

I think critter and I would also like to do that.  We could also include GJ.

Only if he allows me to comment

[Gentleman Jack]

Only if he allows me to comment

I never said Kelu couldn't comment.  Kelu told everyone else not to comment here.  You people need to learn Engrish. 

Don't comment here Kelu

is not the same as

"Don't comment here" - Kelu

You are all breaking Kelu's rules.

[Gentleman Jack]

Who I am asking if I should??? GJ... drop it ... (please notice I'm at 8th belgian beer)


Porsche Cayman is the most sexy car by far ...
Genesis .. since when Koreans are making luxury cars??? ... don't know it I can't comment it
Volvo not anymore since were bought by Chinese
Audi SQ5 .. nice car but meeeh... better his Porsche cousin
Porsche Macan S ... second best sexy car, I think this suits second best to a lady ... I didn't meet the subject ... shame on you OP
Porsche Cayenne E hybrid ... not for a lady
Volvo V60/ V90 ... what did I say about Volvo?
Kia Stinger GT ... I liked how the car looks but that's all about it
Porsche Panamera ... man's car not for ladies unless they like coupe limousines

So? When can we meet the owner?

You can meet her anytime!  Several KPF members have met her.  We had plans to come explore Europe in 2020... but that didn't happen.  Not happening in 2021 either from the looks of things.

Cayman - only draw back is - it most likely won't make it up our driveway.  If it doesn't, that is a deal breaker.

Genesis is BEAUTIFUL.  Maybe the most comfortable back seat I have ever sat in was the huge Genesis.  the 5.0 puts out solid power and so many features for the money.  Plus a great warranty.

Volvo - they are pretty.  Haven't driven one.

SQ5 - quick tune on the supercharged 3.0 makes it a beast.

Macan S - my brother has one.  different engine from SQ5. twin turbo v6 rather than supercharged v6.  very tunable,  Very fun to drive.

Cayenne E-hybrid - she can make it to work on only electric and charge for free at work most days.  Nice perk on an otherwise fun car.  Plus - uses the same 3.0 supercharged motor as SQ5, so quick tune makes big difference.

Volvo - see above

Stinger GT - 3.3T might be fun.  I like the Genesis better.

Panamera - not sure what you mean, but if she likes it, I'm good with it.  I think this is lowest on the list.

[Gentleman Jack]

Can you get any of those 2012 or newer in that price range other than the Kia?

I bought a Kia Sportage in October and joined a Kia sight.  The only issues I see on the K5 is that there is an issue with the wireless Auto Play.  Depending on the model level you should get most of those options, plus it flies sideways in the air.

Critter - I think you would be surprised.  All of the cars on the list are well within the price range except the Panamera and Cayenne (because we don't want the base model v6), and with reasonable miles.  Some still with factory warranty.  Looked at a 2017 SQ5 with 40k miles and extended 100K warranty was private sale listed at $35K- just slightly above budget.  Easy to find most of these within budget.

[Gentleman Jack]

Damn ... I hope it will not be the case now ... I agree with you that he is capable of literally anything ... I will never forget how he did make it possible so I could test drive a Camaro V8 

I'm out of beer     

That really was a great day.  I am so happy we were able to get that taken care of for you.  I've learned in my life, most times you just have to ask the question, be polite, and a bit persuasive. It has taken me far in life.

As for being out of beer - I can definitely help.  I have lots of beer.  I have several stouts in the 16% range, and at least one over 20%.  They are big bottles, so I need someone to help me drink them. 

I also have a few bottles of this mystery "olive oil" that was shipped from Illinois... It is NOT beer.

[Sol Asylum]

Yet another example of me not following rules.  It's worked out well for me too, so far.

By the way it was malt vinegar and coffee flavoring, olive oil is flammable and thus hazmat restricted.

[Gentleman Jack]

Yet another example of me not following rules.  It's worked out well for me too, so far.

By the way it was malt vinegar and coffee flavoring, olive oil is flammable and thus hazmat restricted.

Ah, that's right.  coffee flavoring.  I need to mail some of that soon.

[elff]

The wife and I have owned 2 Hyundai Genesis Coupes.  They were great cars, incredibly reliable and a steal for the money.
I am not sure how much the new Genesis line is, but if it has the same reliability and even better interior aesthetics,  Id say go for it.
I like the Kia Stinger and hear it's pretty darn fast, but don't know much more
I believe both the Genesis and Kia should have part or all of the car with a 100,000 mile warranty.

I do not like Porsches.  Aside from purchase price, if you can not get a warranty with them, there is a potential of a giant repair bill in your future for something random. 
With your price suggestions, I would avoid them.

[Gentleman Jack]

The wife and I have owned 2 Hyundai Genesis Coupes

They were great cars, incredibly reliable and a steal for the money.
I am not sure how much the new Genesis line is, but if it has the same reliability and even better interior aesthetics,  Id say go for it.
I like the Kia Stinger and hear it's pretty darn fast
I believe both the Genesis and Kia should have part or all of the car with a 100,000 mile warranty.

I don't Porsches, and aside from purchase price, if you can not get a warranty with them, there is a potential of a giant repair bill.
from your price suggestions, I would avoid them.

Elff,

We too have owned a Hyundai and Kia, and I completely agree with your experience with them.  Absolutely reliable, great value for what they are, more tech than their competitors (price points considered).  We are guessing the big sedans will be similar.

When it comes to Porsche - we actually have opposite experience.  We had zero reliability problems with our, even used and out of warranty.  The one issue that did happen (coolant tube) was immediately repaired at zero cost by Porsche as it was a rare but known issue.  They are (or least ours was) very well built and solid.  The repairs (maintenance) is only mildly more expensive than other brands, but in line with most "luxury" brands.  The infamous IMS failure not withstanding, the Cayman is regarded as a pretty reliable little sports car. 

GJ

[Kelu]

The wife and I have owned 2 Hyundai Genesis Coupes.  They were great cars, incredibly reliable and a steal for the money.
I am not sure how much the new Genesis line is, but if it has the same reliability and even better interior aesthetics,  Id say go for it.
I like the Kia Stinger and hear it's pretty darn fast, but don't know much more
I believe both the Genesis and Kia should have part or all of the car with a 100,000 mile warranty.

I do not like Porsches.  Aside from purchase price, if you can not get a warranty with them, there is a potential of a giant repair bill in your future for something random. 
With your price suggestions, I would avoid them.

I can't believe what I'm going to say, they are nice cars, except getting bad luck (remember my experience with Touareg) if the repairs are not becoming a money pit they worth for what they are.
"In the end is just about money" ... go for it

[Gentleman Jack]

I can't believe what I'm going to say, they are nice cars, except getting bad luck (remember my experience with Touareg) if the repairs are not becoming a money pit they worth for what they are.
"In the end is just about money" ... go for it

And there it is folks - Kelu has become a fan of the VAG.  It only took 43 years!  But, he is a fan for life.

[Sol Asylum]

Even when taken out of context that is true.