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Offline Sol Asylum

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How not to jack a Kappa
« on: March 29, 2009, 04:54:01 PM »
I'm curious, since I live in a small town, those of you in the big city do you prefer to Jack a Kappa with a 9MM, .40S&W, or .45ACP? :lol:
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How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 05:50:21 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 08:10:19 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 09:19:25 PM »
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I think my folding stock AK would be a little less conspicuous.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 10:11:06 PM »
Maybe, but then there's the issue of trying to stow it in that tiny little trunk  :D
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 09:12:00 PM »
I can just see the How To thread on Kappa roll bars with optional shotgun rack. :lol:

The trick will be to get it SCCA approved.

PS an AK folder will fit in the trunk with no problems.  It's all the ammo that may be the challenge.
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 09:14:14 PM »
ok, I need to move this to a less serious thread, need to keep a little order here :lol:

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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 09:21:46 PM »
ok, I need to move this to a less serious thread, need to keep a little order here :lol:


Good idea.  I hate when people take me serious. :poke: unless I can make fun of them for it.
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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 01:11:44 AM »
So if you move the hijacked thread to it's own thread, what happens if we decide to start posting the correct jacking procedures for our cars?  DO you have to move it back to the original?  :huh:

Let's all play "mess with the Boss"  :poke:   :mad:
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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 08:43:41 AM »
I can just see the How To thread on Kappa roll bars with optional shotgun rack. :lol:

The trick will be to get it SCCA approved.


Like they're going to say no while staring down the business end of the barrel  :devil:.
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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 09:15:03 AM »
I'm curious, since I live in a small town, those of you in the big city do you prefer to Jack a Kappa with a 9MM, .40S&W, or .45ACP? :lol:
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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2009, 01:54:54 PM »
My full tactical M1-A fits in the trunk, but mostly I use  ,40 S&W.

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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2009, 09:32:50 PM »
So if you move the hijacked thread to it's own thread, what happens if we decide to start posting the correct jacking procedures for our cars?  DO you have to move it back to the original?  :huh:

Let's all play "mess with the Boss"  :poke:   :mad:

So is hijacking a hijacked thread kind of like a double negative?

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My wife shoots all three. Ask her. Suggestion. Be respectful.

Would it be disrespectful to have you ask her for me?

Lil Goat I almost misread when you said M1-A as M1A1 as in the tank which I guess would be able to make itself fit in your trunk.  And I doubt that one would be able to jack that without the proper lift, they probably don't have to worry about some dullard crushing their rocker panels or fenders either.
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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2009, 09:09:19 PM »
So since the topic here was "How not to jack a Kappa" I figured that these were both excellent examples of how to keep your Kappa from being jacked, or for that matter be given a second thought by anyone looking to steal a car.  The important thing to keep in mind here is that none of these mods will in anyway have a positive effect on performance. :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2009, 09:24:00 AM »
"....none of these mods will in anyway have a positive effect on performance....." ....but ...but...but the word "turbo" on the scoup is worth .1HP at the very least. :award:

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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2009, 10:30:31 AM »
So since the topic here was "How not to jack a Kappa" I figured that these were both excellent examples of how to keep your Kappa from being jacked, or for that matter be given a second thought by anyone looking to steal a car. :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2009, 10:45:20 AM »
DISCLAIMER:  A LOT of double sided tape was killed in these pics  :rofl:
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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2009, 01:23:11 PM »
DISCLAIMER:  A LOT of double sided tape was killed in these pics  :rofl:

Yes but in a humane way I hope.
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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2009, 02:30:33 PM »
no way a turbo sticker is worth at least 10hp and with all those other stick ons should be at least a 10 second car. I should have not went with the GMPP and the solo stuff just added the TURBO sticker!!!

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Re: How not to jack a Kappa
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2009, 08:38:03 PM »
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