Author Topic: Only bad thing about a Kappa, you can't make love in it! (Read 17081 times)

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #25 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:21:08 PM »

He said small not short.

GXPinKC · « **Reply #26 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:39:44 PM »

Quote from: hammy221 on September 09, 2011, 10:10:15 PM

all it takes is a smaller guy like me and a small women

hammy221, you have it made, sounds like you are good to go, I know for a fact that the Barnum Bailey Circus is indeed visiting Kansas City right now and they have midgets but that would be cheating for sure, cause they couldn't even reach the pedals to drive a Kappa so they would not count! But a guy like me who is tall 6'4" it becomes a bit of a challenge. I do believe that we are making progress here, maybe someone who is writing a thesis on their Doctorate could chime in with some comments that would provide some clarity. Anyone else out there with some sage advice, my goodness, please stay on topic but remember this is a family operation going here!!!

Buzzardt · « **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2011, 12:55:02 AM »

Quote from: Gentleman Jack on September 09, 2011, 02:18:46 PM

That is obvious by the fact you ended it with a period and not a question mark.

Is sex such an inappropriate topic in your world? ( that was a question, not a statement. You can tell because I followed it with a question mark, not a period) Sex in, on or around cars is certainly general kappa discussion. Whereas specific sexual acts or detailed recounts of sexual experiences might be better suited for off topic or deep end threads. (again, a statement as denoted by the period at the end). Do you agree? ( that was a question)

Glad you were able to notice that. Yes I do fell that it needs to be in a Thread not open to underage readers ie under 18. What adults talk about amongst themselves is of no concern to me. I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination . The post was not intended for you. I am surprised you didn't notice that.. Sorry you felt the need to intercede for the Moderator.

SHiNY · « **Reply #28 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:39:56 AM »

Quote from: Sol Asylum on September 09, 2011, 09:18:18 PM

I think Ron was meaning with a non battery operated partner.

Well he wasn't specific. I will admit I did think about hooking up to the kappa battery for a little extra kick.

Go-N Def · « **Reply #29 on:** September 10, 2011, 06:29:08 AM »

Ron is right, you can't make love in it. Sex on the other hand, though not comfortable, is completely possible. Well, with the top up anyway....

Go-N Def · « **Reply #30 on:** September 10, 2011, 06:44:38 AM »

Quote from: Buzzardt on September 10, 2011, 12:55:02 AM

Glad you were able to notice that. Yes I do fell that it needs to be in a Thread not open to underage readers ie under 18. What adults talk about amongst themselves is of no concern to me. I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination . The post was not intended for you. I am surprised you didn't notice that.. Sorry you felt the need to intercede for the Moderator.

"18" is just a label given by prudes. I lost my virginity long before I turned 18 and knew more about sex than what was taught in my Sex-Ed classes in middle school and high school. I even teach military member about Sexual Health and Responsibility. After just about every class, I have people come up to me and and ask for a copy of my slide presentation to show their teenage kids. Trust me, it gets pretty damn graphic.

This thread on the other hand is not graphic at all. It simply talks about having sex in a car. Now if that makes your teenage son or daughter take your car for a spin and bring it back smelling like sweat and burnt rubber, then its most likely already too late. To have sex in a Kappa, you have to be a little bit of a contortionist. Definitely not for the sexual novice!

The average age of losing virginity is 16-17... How many people that age are Kappa owners? Better yet: How many members of this forum are under 18 anyway?

GXPinKC · « **Reply #31 on:** September 10, 2011, 09:55:46 AM »

Go-N Def is right on with the post above! I don't want to be a prude and we probably don't have many 18 year olds visiting the forum however, please let's keep the discussion in the peramiters to which it was started or indeed the thread will be moved to the deep end and we already have enough of that in reality anyway so I hope it does not come to that! Carry on with the thread...

elff · « **Reply #32 on:** September 10, 2011, 11:16:50 AM »

Quote from: Buzzardt on September 10, 2011, 12:55:02 AM

Glad you were able to notice that. Yes I do fell that it needs to be in a Thread not open to underage readers ie under 18. What adults talk about amongst themselves is of no concern to me. I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination . The post was not intended for you. I am surprised you didn't notice that.. Sorry you felt the need to intercede for the Moderator.

Get over it. There isn't anything cornographic or bad language in this thread that isn't available in a PG-13 movie. If this offends you, its time for you to get off the internet.

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #33 on:** September 10, 2011, 12:22:21 PM »

Quote from: elff on September 10, 2011, 11:16:50 AM

Get over it. There isn't anything cornographic or bad language in this thread that isn't available in a PG-13 movie. If this offends you, its time for you to get off the internet. (Ended with a period so that was a statement)

You forgot one little thing at the end Elff so I fixed it for you.

Buzzardt · « **Reply #34 on:** September 10, 2011, 01:41:12 PM »

Amazing. The statement was made to the Mod. and he/she has not said anything. But the busybody's seem to not be able to keep out of it.

Sol Asylum · « **Reply #35 on:** September 10, 2011, 01:59:51 PM »

FYI Ron is not a he/she, so far as I know. I don't think we need to bring transvestites into this thread. (statement)

Arabas · « **Reply #36 on:** September 10, 2011, 02:04:44 PM »

come on Buzzardt, making love is even blessed by God, it is romantic, because of that we are all in this world. it doesn't have to be filthy or something...
i know for sure Ron started this thread in the most kind way, coz he is a true gentleman and a funny guy too!!
personally i think it is funny, coz people make love in cars since they first rolled on the streets, but kappa must be an exception.. so little room..

hope you take this post as it is, meaning 100% friendly!

elff · « **Reply #37 on:** September 10, 2011, 04:38:16 PM »

Quote from: Buzzardt on September 10, 2011, 01:41:12 PM

Amazing. The statement was made to the Mod. and he/she has not said anything. But the busybody's seem to not be able to keep out of it.

You publicly posted your opinion that hardly makes any responses being a "busybody".
If you didn't want others to comment on your comment you should have sent a private message.

Forum 101 lesson of the day is now over.

1LILNDN · « **Reply #38 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:14:39 PM »

Quote from: GXPinKC on September 09, 2011, 10:39:44 PM

hammy221, you have it made, sounds like you are good to go, I know for a fact that the Barnum Bailey Circus is indeed visiting Kansas City right now and they have midgets but that would be cheating for sure, cause they couldn't even reach the pedals to drive a Kappa so they would not count! But a guy like me who is tall 6'4" it becomes a bit of a challenge. I do believe that we are making progress here, maybe someone who is writing a thesis on their Doctorate could chime in with some comments that would provide some clarity. Anyone else out there with some sage advice, my goodness, please stay on topic but remember this is a family operation going here!!!

Ron "Who said the car had to be Moving "? Being in it even if its in your Driveway still being Done in the Kappa. Then the Top could also be down .

While driving would make it more of a Job then a pleasure. Thats my

about it.

Dr. Gronk · « **Reply #39 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:24:11 PM »

Quote from: elff on September 10, 2011, 04:38:16 PM

You publicly posted your opinion that hardly makes any responses being a "busybody".
If you didn't want others to comment on your comment you should have sent a private message.

Forum 101 lesson of the day is now over.

Or on the other hand if he wanted to dispute the OP, he could take his kappa out alone for a spin. *wink wink* *nudge nudge* know what I mean, know what I mean?

EarthNTX · « **Reply #40 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:48:58 PM »

We, as the womenfolk here, do not know what you mean..how about explaining it, huh?

Gentleman Jack · « **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2011, 02:33:08 AM »

Quote from: Buzzardt on September 10, 2011, 12:55:02 AM

Glad you were able to notice that. Yes I do fell that it needs to be in a Thread not open to underage readers ie under 18. What adults talk about amongst themselves is of no concern to me. I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination . The post was not intended for you. I am surprised you didn't notice that.. Sorry you felt the need to intercede for the Moderator.

The mod did respond. He doesn't see a problem. And I didn't intercede FOR the moderator. I interceded for all of us that think it's ok to say the words "make love" on the Internet. What on earth was not appropriate for a kid to read in Rons post? And if a kid is too young to read it, don't get mad a Ron, get mad at that kids parents for not supervising an underage kid while on the Internet.
I honestly do not understand what was wrong with Rons original post. Where do you think some kids come from? They come from people making love! Sometimes, in a car!

IBDRINKEN · « **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2011, 04:33:49 AM »

or on top of a

scanner · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2011, 06:57:00 AM »

http://www.pitt.edu/~cjm6/sp97love.html

GXPinKC · « **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2011, 09:27:23 AM »

scanner, love your post indeed, appropriate, sensitive, educational, intuitive, meaningful. Carry on with the thread. So far the thread has basically remained on topic which is a miracle, just like babies and making love!

DragonSolGXP · « **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2011, 10:28:19 AM »

Quote from: Arabas on September 10, 2011, 02:04:44 PM

come on Buzzardt, making love is even blessed by God, it is romantic, because of that we are all in this world. it doesn't have to be filthy or something...
i know for sure Ron started this thread in the most kind way, coz he is a true gentleman and a funny guy too!!
personally i think it is funny, coz people make love in cars since they first rolled on the streets, but kappa must be an exception.. so little room..

hope you take this post as it is, meaning 100% friendly!

Yeah, look at Kate Winslet and Decaprio in titanic! Cars were bigger back then

Dr. Gronk · « **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2011, 11:32:22 AM »

Quote from: EarthNTX on September 10, 2011, 05:48:58 PM

We, as the womenfolk here, do not know what you mean..how about explaining it, huh?

I'm sensing this was meant to be sardonic, but just in case and as requested I'll explain anyway... I was politely suggesting if he had an issue with the OP, he could go "make love in a kappa" with himself.

ihawk95 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2011, 12:42:32 PM »

This has been discussed before on the big boards. Yes it's possible...no I've never tried it...yet. It's on my bucket list. Top down would be easy.

Where is the imagination, people???? I'm disappointed!

elff · « **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2011, 03:26:57 PM »

It's probably due to you making poses like your avatar.
Why waste time getting in the kappa at that point

ihawk95 · « **Reply #49 on:** September 11, 2011, 03:53:34 PM »

Quote from: elff on September 11, 2011, 03:26:57 PM

It's probably due to you making poses like your avatar.
Why waste time getting in the kappa at that point

That pic was a legitimate working pic taken as I was prepping for the St. Patty's Day Parade a few years ago! If you look...you can see I was applying tire shine. Of course...the clowns behind me...Rmfn & SV1, thought it would be fun to get an incriminating photo of me. And good forum member that he is...Rmfn posted it on the Sky side. I came back from SMMM8 and found it as my avatar! I have an idea who may have made it my avatar, but I'm not 100% sure! But yeah...that pose works!

Anyway Elff...you're taking all the fun out of it! Anyone can get busy outside the car. Yay.

But making it work inside the car, and what I have in mind....me likey!!! Me likey alot!!!!

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Author Topic: Only bad thing about a Kappa, you can't make love in it! (Read 17081 times)