Ok so I bop up to the check out line at Food Lion and have a

moment allthischitnotgonnafit

Now

, I got beer in the bait fridge in the shop so do these two 12 pack of High Life boddles at 2 fer $10 stay, neh an this is rapidly turning into a really gay moment, oh pack those tooogeeether

Nothing behind me but women and i swipe my discount card

an the womyn's are tapping their feet's at me and the check out girl says I just came, so take your time and I say huh an she says I just came on, take your time and i go oh I thought you said... and the line is longer with more

wimmins
I won't go into detals but a fresh Pineapple and pizza dough was involved along with a 4lb bag of corn tortillas, peppers, eat'n shrooms, Jumex for Mai Thai's, mozzarella cheese, 2 pounds shrimp, ...

Oh, there was an oil change in the boot too
